Law Ball

Was filled with pretty girls dressed in extremely varied clothing. Some looked like they really were attending a ball, some just looked like they couldn't wait to tear off their clothes and have hot sex, some forgot their bras and some just forgot to apply common sense to their dressing.

Witnessed

- a guy being taken away by paramedics for alcohol poisoning

- a fairly classy 37 busily courting a not terribly classy and adenoidal 19 year old

-two girls passed out on the floor

-at leat 15 sets of erect nipples poking out at me from beneath thin chiffon dresses. For God's sake, haven't they heard of nipple tape?

- asians stayed at their own groups and ate quietly while aussies were loud and got massively drunk.

- a girl with 70s beehive style hair.....in a dress that I mistook for being a top.

The world is filled with things I fail to understand. But it seems the law ball gave me a chance to view them all in one night. A sort of confusing microcosm of life itself.

And yes, according to Douglas Adams, the answer to life, the universe...is 42.